Clorox Wipe

white male attending a small liberal arts college in Oxford, Georgia with an overgrown shag.

Fielding is such a Clorox Wipe.

by CLUB212 September 8, 2009

Valet Wipe

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.

Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Swipe and wipe

The use of Tinder on the toilet.

Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

value-wipe

when you blow your nose on a piece of tissue and then wipe your ass with the same tissue.

Devon was running low on cash, so when he had diarrhea during allergy season, he had to value-wipe to get by.

by bjergen August 11, 2006

re-wipe

Shortly after taking a crap, one feels that "squishy" feeling between the butt cheeks, and a retreat to the restroom is needed to check the damage.

That was no false alarm, a re-wipe was desperately needed.

by rbtdp January 7, 2009

Confirmation Wipe

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.

Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!

by Lunicus December 4, 2011

bitch wipe

1. an insult that is a combination of bitch and asswipe.

2. a wetnap/wash cloth/baby wipe that you clean your bitch with.

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are perfect examples of what a bitch wipe is.

by Kevin July 27, 2004