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Angry Willis

A variation of the cockblock, an Angry Willis is an act of desperation usually invoked by someone who is witnessing a hookup. Rather than finding their own girl to hook up with, a male who uses the Angry Willis shouts "(insert girl's name here), I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!)", effectively cockblocking and stealing the girl in one swift motion.

The Angry Willis is a drastic measure and should only be used in the most desperate of situations.
(Ugly guy and girl hooking up)
Ugly guy: "Oh yeah baby, time to take it to the next step"
(Uglier guy, getting desperate)
Uglier guy: "STACEY I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(Girl immediately jumps into arms of uglier guy)
Ugly guy: "Fuck... he just used an Angry Willis on me"
by Jeff Pickler November 7, 2007
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willisfest

The famously British act of having a barbeque during the august bank holiday weekend that usually turns into arrogant and drunken debauchery in the evening.
Dude I'm thinking of holding a willisfest at my place this year. Round up the homies.
by Nipples McGroin September 8, 2008
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willish

Having a sense of determination consistent with saying, "I will do this shit" while taking charge and having integrity with it.
It was very willish of him to do something I've never even heard him talk about and now I find him so damn desirable, wtf?
by wintergizer June 24, 2014
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Willify

When you rub your penis against an object. You vilify it with your willy.
He wanted to willify his co-worker's headset when she wouldn't go out with him.
by Wily Willy June 18, 2009
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Williston Florida

Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!
by southernstyle November 11, 2011
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willis

a person who is a pimp, as some would say, and gets all of the girls' attention. The girls just can't get enough of a "Willis".
If one of your friends has the attention of all the girls around your group, then he is sometimes considered a "Willis".
by Chace Green February 28, 2007
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Wesely Willis

The greatest american songwriter in the world!!! Domino Male...
Wesely willis...yeah..hell yeah...
by Wesely fan #1 June 17, 2003
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