shredded wheat

A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.

An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver

Id like to feel your arm. I like shredded wheat.

by battletortoise May 12, 2008

whenabouts

around the time of; similar to whereabouts, but for time not location

Whenabouts are you going to be at the mall?

by RadiantRobot April 28, 2011

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

Wheat

Wheat is a purely perfect substance, used to make bread. It is as addictive as heroin, and one cannot live without wheat. Wheat is grown in farms, as well as in Minecraft. Pure awesomeness.

"Oh my gawd, WHEAT! It's amazing!"

by wheatmaster69 June 20, 2019

Wheat Penny

Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.

My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.

by Leafler May 20, 2021

The Wheatland Stomp

The Wheatland Stomp is a solo sexual act performed by only the most experienced of anal accepters. The act involves defecation on the floor by the actor, then stepping into the faeces. Then, the actor places his foot inside of his rectum and continually "stomps" inside of himself, stimulating the prostate and putting the shit back where it came from.

Phil: "Oh, man, I had a go at the Wheatland Stomp last night. My ass really hurts!"

Callum: "Phil, you do that every night."

by dshban January 23, 2011

whole wheat cracker girl

A partially white girl associated with cracker boys and chocolate chips

"You're such a cracker girl!"
"Nah, I'm a whole wheat cracker girl."

by kimhwe September 10, 2012