wheet

1. An expression of excitement or happyness.

2. an alternative to woot.

WHEET!! I finally got those awesome seats!

by The Kez May 14, 2005

wheaton

1. a suburb of Chicago
2. a city superior to all its surrounding cities (Naperville, Glen Ellyn, Lombard, Carol Stream, any other worthless city that can't live up to what is Wheaton)
3. a place to learn, not necessarily party (residents can read and write...that's more than other nearby cities can boast...Aurora, Lombard, Carol Stream, Glen Ellyn)
4. a place free of dangerous minorities (for the most part)
5. a city that revolves around the Lord, athletics, and white people

Do you want to go the Fox Valley Mall?
-No, let's just stay in Wheaton today. There are too many dangerous minorities there.

Did you hear about the party in Lombard tonight?
-Yeah, but I'd rather stay in Wheaton where I know my ass-hole is safe from penetration.

by wheatonowns April 16, 2006

Wheetle

A specific type of choaf which occurs on the ass. (see choaf)

When he mooned the passing car, everyone noticed his wheetle.

by jasom February 9, 2004

North Wheaton

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of the words obbles, poose, and steez.

We all live in North Wheaton

by Tommy April 12, 2005

Tanner Wheelock

A Pimp, usually associated with selling drugs and paying for his "bitches" to go out and shoot pool.
Skips on senior skip days as a junior.
Tanners are fat, they eat their problems, literally.

"Bitch you messed with me, *nom nom nom*"

Tanner's also have 14 inch penises? peni? Penee? Penis'?

"Dude, we could use a Tanner wheelock right now."

by (All of) July 3, 2008

Wheaton, Maryland

Home to the Upper Lower Class. Can be found inside Bethesda, Maryland.

Has a Baja Fresh and a slippery alleyway.

"I was walking down the alley and slipped on something on my way to Baja Fresh, I must be in Wheaton, Maryland."

by LourdesHernandez2 May 23, 2009

Wheaton, Il

Well We have The "Red" Grange the UofI legend... and then there are the Belushi Brothers who happened to go to Wheaton High School. Which is now known as Wheaton Warrenville South Highschool....

If you are look for a church don't look to far... Wheaton has the most per square mile...

So do you believe there's a god? well this is the place for you.

Are you a staunch Republican? this is the place for you!!!

Do you deeply hate Lake Zurich, Mt. Carmel, St.Rita, Wheaton North, Maine South? all Chicago Catholic Blue Chip? this is the place for you

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by Broshenfrat September 15, 2009