wheelsh

my name ish wheelsh, and i go shuper fasht, shuper shpeed, in my shuper mushtang

kid: Hey wheelsh, whashup?

wheelsh: Guysh, Shtop making fun of the way i shpeak!!

by gongo1276 January 17, 2009

I had one but the wheels fell off

A sarcastic reply, used when you don't understand what the other person is saying (commonly technical).

Frenchie: C'est ville quos muos pume rouge j'aime marsh'mallo
Paul: I had one but the wheels fell off.

or

Person A: All you have to do is remove the hydraulic overhead slip ring so the cam will meet the side flange.
Person B: Yeah, I had one but the wheels fell off.

by weavile22 December 27, 2010

witch on wheels

A boy or woman who is out to drive you mad and is on a roll of annoying you.

Louisisarightwitch on wheels

by Getyerratout!! September 15, 2009

training wheels

salt and lime added to a shot of tequila. Usually, these come with a less expensive tequila or are added for "rookies" who don't know Corazon from Twilight Zone

"Do you want to down that shot of Cuervo like a man or do you need training wheels?

by louielouie July 16, 2006

Wheels of poseidon

The greatest pirate metal band ever to grace the planet, from the wonderful green isle of ireland who write original sea shanties about pillaging, plundering and looting the rich and snobbish

Wheels of poseidon had alestorm open for piratefest 2018

by shouting will bellamy January 25, 2011

wheelsed

When you played a killer set list on Touch Tunes all night and right before you leave some ungrateful music illiterate complains about one of your song choices. You want to stab him. But nope, instead you decide to play Wheels on the bus, the chicken dance, and finish him off with candyman as you slide into an Uber.

Babe, just called an Uber. 4 minutes. (Random shit rag from the bar yells out, who the fuck played Dance Monkey, this song blows). You just grin knowing he just got wheelsed, and no amount of fast pass shenanigans can save him or the rest of the ingrates at the bar.

by Spitballer February 18, 2020

cannon wheels

another word for (bollocks)

"I fucked her deep last night, I was right up to my cannon wheels"

by sijeff December 2, 2007