wedgie

A painfully punishment given to the nerds, losers and even geeks who need it.
See that nerd Elizabeth over their sitting by herself. This I gave a massive wedgie morning she really needed it she was being a total dork. After that she went to the corner and cried her eyes out.
by Texan boy July 25, 2016
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wedgie

a sudden upward jerk on the underpants, stinging like crazy at the crotch
by Grant March 5, 2005
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wedgie

The exscruciating pain between the butt cheeks when underwear is pulled in a upward postion.
That bullie gave me a serious wedgie.
by corey10 December 28, 2005
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wedgie

losers who wear whitey tighties, fags, and freshmen recieve these as punishment for existing.
my friend and me liked to give kids wedgies. we are 18. one day, a loser freshman kid with red hair and glasses was walking in the hall. without a word, we grabbed him and dragged him into the bathroom. he begged us, tried giving us his lunch money, but we laughed. we ripped off his shirt to find extremely white skin and tiny nipples, no muscle. we laughed and ripped off his pants. his legs had no hair whatsoever, and he was wearing whitey tighteys! we laughed, and we opened the back of his undies to see a pastey white ass. we spit in the undies. the kid was crying now. so we forcibly jammed the underwear as far up his ass as our strength let us, causing the white skin the become VERY red. we hung the undies from a hook in a stall over the toilet. my friend and me took a dump and didn't flush, so it smell really bad. we left the seat up so if he fell he would land in it. we stole his socks and shoes. We stuffed his clothes in the other toilets and peed on them. we each punched him in the nuts exactly 500 times before we left, spitting on his crotch. he cried his eyes out the whole time. we left his ass there and locked the stall AND the br door.
by loserkiller69 June 2, 2010
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wedgie

When you pull up on someone's underwear. Usually done by boxer-wearing kids to brief-wearers like me.
Briefs are comfortable except when in a wedgie!
by Briefboy June 29, 2008
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wedgie

when someone pulls up your underwear
once me and my friends were playing at a park in 4th grade, we saw some high schoolers and they played us in a game of basketball, we lost and my friend Rob pissed them off so they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop, we couldn't reach him so he hung for about 15 minutes before we finally got him down, it was funny
by ao;asfhoidnfa;ondf October 21, 2008
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wedgie

When someone yanks anothers underwear up.
One day i went over too my friends house. I didn't know that his parents were out for 2 months(mines were out for 3 months with my older brother taking care of me) so i went in and his brother 13 years old comes and pins us down. He siad "i finally did it!" and he wedgied us on the tree branch in the forest in the backyard. Before he hung us he stiped us down too our underwear and kicked us in the balls. below us were 2 big tree branches. i knew if we fell, we would never have sex. I tried too get out but with the pain from my ass i couldn't do a thing. After a day his brother came back with a LOT of water. (Our underwear still didn't ripe) We were pissing ourselfs and craping sometimes too. My brother came with some school bullys and they toke us down too just kick us in the balls and started taking pics. They fed us water and food a lot. after a month of this we were bleeding the crazy and my friends underwear broke he fell and his balls hit the branch and he sat on the branch crying.after a minute i fell too.
by bitasy February 25, 2010
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