fair warning

To give "fair warning" is to let someone know you are going to do something before you do it. In order to be classified as "fair warning", you need to give the person between 1 and 5 seconds before the action takes place. Anything occurring before or after those times would then be considered "unfair".

Jered- "Hey Marcus, I'm going to throw this ball at your nuts." (Jered waits three seconds, then throws.)

Marcus- "What the hell was that?!?

Jered- "Hey, I gave you fair warning."

by ballhitsyouinthenuts March 28, 2007

Random Warnings

The most hated and feared screen name in the meebo urbandictionary.com chat room! Random Warnings is loved by few, hated by many. Random Warnings is a legend in the making.

I cant wait till i see RANDOM WARNINGS in the chat room so i can tell him what a disgruntled mute i am!

by Random Warnings December 23, 2008

Warnography

Gratuitous movie/TV/Video game violence for its own sake, not pushing a higher objective or agenda. Think the difference between the movie Glory and your standard Chuck Norris movie. One shows graphic violence to show the brutal reality of war, and the other shows violence to glorify brutality and to stimulate a sort of jingoistic gladiator-spectator glee in the viewer.

Like pornography, but with violence, not sex.

"Did you see the Matrix?" "Yeah, it was warnography, but it was a fun movie."

by Bellingson April 30, 2010

china's final warning

"China's final warning" (Russian: Последнее китайское предупреждение) is a Russian proverb that originated in the former Soviet Union, to refer to a warning that carries no real consequences.

Donald:'' Pooh said he will launch missiles if Mickey comes to visit his neighbour. He sounds serious!''

Vlad:'' Meh... That's him using China's final warning. Last time I stole pots of honey from him in Tuva and he didn't do nothing. ''

by TaiwanNo1 August 3, 2022

warning fart

A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.

I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.

by Brjtlc April 28, 2010

Four Minute Warning

The rumbling of your stomach and feeling in your bowels that lets you know that you're going to take a dump in the very, very near future. A four minute warning is also the amount of time the UK public would get between the start of a nuclear attack and the first impact.

Christ, I've just had the four minute warning. Find me a toilet quickly or I'm going to shit myself.

by BobtheBlacksmith July 17, 2010

Warner Chilcot

Warner Chilcot is a company that provides medication for diseases, including ulcerative colitis. Recently, their medication went up 1200% in one month, even though they handed out savings cards to their patients saying that they would get it for $50 until April 1, 2011, which hadn't happened yet. It was false advertisement, which is illegal. Hank Green first used it in a Youtube video as a curse word.

*Not to be used around polite company

Person 1: Woah, this one goldfish doesn't have a smile, even though their campaign is the "snack that smiles back"
Person 2: Thats a load of Warner Chilcot!

*can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, adverb, or interjection

by Nerdfighteria Representative January 25, 2011