Bum Warmer

A steel barrel with combustible material inside. Usually lit during cold winters by bums in urban areas to keep warm. You can see these Bum Warmers in alleyways, under bridges, and on sidewalks. Usually the said barrel is surrounded by several bums and homeless trying to stave off the cold.

Bum1: Begging for change is sure hard work. Lets go find something to keep us warm

Bum2: I know of a good alleyway with a nice cozy Bum Warmer

by TailsAddict August 07, 2008

Wang Warmer

A knitted pouch intended to keep ones penis warm.
See ball warmer

*sigh of relief* Damn dude my peener is hella warm thanks to my wang warmer

by 13 March 26, 2003

Shelf Warmer

The unwanted toys at a retail outlet.

Man I wanted a Marvel Universe Blade figure but all they had were shelf warmer Spidermans.

by DanceLoganDance December 11, 2011

Bench Warmers

Bench Warmers is one of many sickly wicked movies you'll ever see. If you haven't seen this movie you are missing out on alot of STUFF!!!! If you like Napolion Dynomite or if you don't either way you'll love this movie.

"Are you apart of the Bench Warmers?"
"Ya!!!"
"Sssswwwweeeetttt!!!!"

by Bench Warmer June 23, 2006

Seat Warmer

A low self-respect guy that dates and keeps company of a women that he likes. But, she only using him temporary until she meets her new lover. Once she meets her lover, the guy leaves and the seat is warmed for the new lover to sit in.

Omg... That guy again, you know he follows you around like a lost puppy. Once you get a new guy, tell that seat warmer to fuck off.

by Spectre456 July 08, 2020

bench-warmer

A woman you've already slept with but have no plans to sleep with again unless you find yourself in a dire situation

Example1
Dude 1- What happen between you and Brenda, not talking anymore?

Dude 2- Naw, she's not really my type but she can always be a bench-warmer

Example2
Dude 1- Man im in desperate need of some ass tonight

Dude 2- Better call some of your bench-warmers

by Killa N Mizzo July 17, 2011

willy warmer

Any cylindrical object, usually made of material, that looks as though a penis could fit snuggly inside.

What the hell is that, your willy warmer?

by The Asshatter December 18, 2006