wallpaper slap

when a girl has a loose vagina and you take the flaps and put it on your nose while you chow her. slaping your nose around in there.

holy shit i chowed her and then she wallpaper slapped me and i was down for it.

by fuckingjuhcuh September 6, 2011

fear of wallpaper

Common in young man aged 17-21, these males are usally shy induviuals genearally scared of women, who would rather stay in a small room with no wallpaper drinking with only male company, and then takes there clothes off to his own initiative and walk arounds showing off there small penis. doesnt like loud music cause it will set THEM OFF. tight arse motherfucker who prefer to scab then spend there own money. and sees no problem in not paying back there friends. dislikes fun beer girls and WALLPAPER

PETER; hey rob lets head into this nightclub looks like fun loads of girls.

ROB; not tonight the wallpaper would set me off, i will head home and wank

PETER; that young man has a fear of wallpaper

by FENCESTAKER March 27, 2009

Wallpaper

old mom panties that are known to be extremely comfortable to sleep in. They are moth eaten and usually come in floral patterns

wow, look at those wallpapers

by Kiwi birdie February 3, 2010

wallpaper

Pictures, usually movie, used in a film as a background to commentary. Implies that they would not have been included if better footage was available.

Something happens which has been filmed for 20 seconds, but to explain it takes 40 seconds. Pictures of the expert explaining it are boring, so 10 seconds of "wallpaper" are needed (e.g. exterior of factory.) Also known as padding.

by GeoffT April 29, 2005

wallpaper

a term used when trying to hide the fact that you are talking about white people

Dang they so stupid, them wall paper mess up evrythang!
pssht wallpaper!

by Banana$Bear October 21, 2010

wallspeak

1: a universal or corporate language
2: the uncanny ability to communicate a deaden boss who prattles senseless instructions
Pronunciation: 'wol'spEk
Function: verb
Etymology: from Old English weallsprecan; akin to Old High German wallsprehhan, to speak, to crackle
see (right now!) Roland or Rolandspeak, Lydiaspeak, Antonettespeak… (if your boss’ name is Roland, so on so forth)
also your stupid boss, office fool, idiot, imbecile, vapid Vicky
Acronyms (contributed by Maude):
a. When All Languages Lapse
b. What A Loser Language

see
wallspeaker
1a: one that speaks wallspeak; especially : one who uses this language to a stupid boss I cannot stand to wallspeak her
1b: LOUDWALLSPEAKER

I cannot stand to wallspeak her.

by clee andro January 23, 2005

wallpaper tattoo

A wallpaper tattoo is a tattoo of a pattern or print, like leopard print, fishnet, or paisely.

I'm scottish so I got a wallpaper tattoo of plaid around my thighs.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010