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Fud Walloper

A fud walloper is a term used to discribe- usually a male who boasts about having a large penis and lots of women. the truth is he has not and has not got a girlfriend. even if he did he would not be able to get it up therfore unable to penetrate so has to wallop to stimulate the fud ( the female definition in scotland of a fanny,cunt,clit)
awe shut up ya fuckin fud walloper ye. youv'e nae chance o gettin a burd.
by zakonyerback April 21, 2009
mugGet the Fud Wallopermug.

nipple wallop

when a woman with large nipples slaps the man on the penis with them
shh or il nipple wallop you

she game such a good nipple wallop last night
by a man in a black dress May 16, 2011
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Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.
Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.
by Flash Magee November 15, 2009
mugGet the Twat Wallopermug.

chinbar-walloped

Originated from the suburbs of one town called Lurgan, Co. Armagh (see buckfast) this term is used in the unfortunate event of someone being completly blocked out of their minds.
You were chinbar-walloped last nite, you wanker!
by DMC December 20, 2004
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Dick Wallop

Someone who is generally stupid and doesn't know what's going on.
Jack: I'm in the pine tree in your backyard. You're on Facebook.
Dylan: You can't see me from there, Dick Wallop!
by CheeksmcDamien April 18, 2010
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Pistachio Wallop

A sex act in which a heated pistachio, walnut, or other sort of nut is inserted into the rectal or vaginal cavity and then forcibly broken.
"Bitch, I'ma give you a pistachio wallop!"
by Gordoandbrian January 1, 2004
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wallop

A comon phrase often bellowed by the lesser spotted Oden during rehearsal season. some folk have also reported a new breed of wallop often ending in a huge belch!
"I had sex four times this morning with the next doors missus, WALLOP!!"
by khala mam bheedies September 24, 2003
mugGet the wallopmug.

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