walmart

The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

by BMoney February 1, 2005

Walmart Smile

That smile that is plastered upon the face of every Walmart employee that roams the building. If you work there, you smile or you get fired.

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Jim: Did you see that guy's smile? It looked kinda creepy..

Dave: I used to work here, that's called the Walmart smile. You smile or you're fired.

Jim: Oh...

by Mr_Keeb August 16, 2010

Walmartophobia

The fear of Walmart. The fear of being trapped in a building with a large number of people, most of whom are either unintelligent, rude, or in any other way undisirable, and being stuck in long lines for extended periods of time. Those who exhibit Walmartophobia, sometimes referred to as "Walmartophobes" go to great lengths to shop else where in an attempt to avoid Walmart, even if it means spending more money. In severe cases, the mere mention of the name Walmart evokes a negative response. Sufferers experience anxiety, stress, frustration, anger, and sudden and strong urge to punch anyone around them.

"Every time we go to Walmart Jeff gets so stressed out and frustrated, he hates going. He has Walmartophobia."

by ShadowWolf88 August 5, 2012

wallmost

Some one who look Wally /Waldo but isnt

Is that Wally over there... I Na wallmost

by Bwaycool September 7, 2018

Walmart fan

A fan of a university's sports team who never actually attended the university. Oftentimes said individual bought one of their t-shirts at Walmart and declared themself a fan.

"Did that guy even go to UNC?". "No of course not, he is a Walmart fan like 90% of their fans".

by The Real Carolina June 11, 2013

walmart survivor

game played by a group of friends at a Walmart Super center.

Said group must stay in the Walmart as long as you can living off things in Walmart untill you are kicked out or you just can't take it anymore and leave on your own on a "walk of shame". The last one inside is the winner.

I lasted for three days in the walmart survivor before I was kicked out for bathing in the bathroom....

by Lemon-T, AKA Lemont, AKA L-T June 27, 2010

Walmart Fat

an extreme degree of obesity, most commonly observed at Walmart, and almost always seen clothed in a pair of too small sweatpants

It only looks like two people are wearing the same pair of pants, the guy is actually walmart fat.

by Kilj0y July 28, 2010