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Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018
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Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
by LordJenal June 20, 2022
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Vernadine

She’s such a VERNADINE, she found all that Grace.
by Hopefulheart2003 November 15, 2022
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Verning

Trying to prove a point without having anything other than a rudimentary understanding of said subject and then defending it with equally inept logic
Taco was verning about the Ottoman Empire and cheese curls again
by Mothman4Lyfe March 22, 2023
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Verandite

A Verandite is a person with excessive hyper-vigilance around condo security, a Verandite may also be known for constantly texting their friends or family members about their concerns. They may frequently share news articles or stories about break-ins or burglaries in the area, and urge others to take additional security measures.

This behavior can be frustrating for others in the group chat, who may feel that the condo security nut is overreacting or causing unnecessary anxiety. However, for the condo security nut, this constant communication is a way to stay on top of potential threats and feel more in control of their surroundings.
The Verandites are all freaking out about security. I didn’t tell them I don’t even lock my door.
by user14912B March 27, 2023
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Vegankingify

A famous vegan tiktoker's face getting put into images of people
Im gonna vegankingify you
by Iv9y February 20, 2026
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Vegankingify

A famous vegan tiktoker's face getting put into images of people
Im gonna vegankingify you
by Iv9y February 20, 2026
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