Vance

One of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for his laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart.

Girl 1: "Hey you know Vance? His eyes and smile are so dreamy..."
Girl 2: "I know, don't go breaking his heart. He's a pretty sensitive guy,"

by guavaava September 19, 2018

VanderHulst

bad ass mother fucker that has mad basketball skills and a nice body

did you see that shot, that kids a VanderHulst!!

by Robin biggs June 18, 2008

Vagnet

A portmanteau of Vagina and Magnet. A shortened form of Pussy Magnet essentially.

That dude gets all the snatch, he's a total vagnet.

by Trif May 28, 2009

Vance hopper

Vance hopper is from the greatest movie ever (the black phone) he was one of few victims of a grabber he is nonnegotiable the hottest character in the movie he is hot as shit

Random person:vance hopper is a major asshole and deserved to die

Me: stfu he is the best person ever and he is hot as shit

by Vance.hoperr<3 July 27, 2022

Corky Vanderhoof

An expression used to describe a filthy, unkept, slovenly man. A Corky Vanderhoof will typically have one eye, several rolls on the back on their neck and teeth so disgusting it'll appear as if they have never brushed their teeth. They also stand outside of theaters and stare at young girls. If you see a Corky Vanderhoof, back away carefully and call the authorities.

I saw a Corky Vanderhoof outside of Regal Cinema the other night staring at some 12 year old. God, that guy is disgusting!!! Just look at the crud ooozing from his fake eye!!

by VanderhoofVirus June 11, 2009

vance out

To completely and utterly lose control of sanity, and the world around you, you are so filled with rage, everything becomes a blur of red; To publicly show your disgust towards something very minor and threaten to leave forever and never come back, only to be gone for maybe fifteen minutes. Originated from the character Vance, who was known for being very short-tempered and frequently lashed out at the littlest things.

Person 1: Did you guys see Beowulf earlier?

Person 2: Yeah, StickMUD crashed and he lost the precious, he suffered a very serious vance out. He might very well never be the same again.

by finnhater45 April 15, 2009

Vander-Cooked

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time

Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked

by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 25, 2008