Vaginitis

When a person breaks out in Sores that look like vaginas, they get more numerous until that person becomes just one big giant pussy.

Generally caught when a man acts so much like a pussy it causes him to catch the infections.

Dude, if he doesn't want to go one that Roller coaster he must have Vaginitis

by Southparkiscool August 26, 2009

vaginica

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.

David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."

by V.J. December 3, 2006

vaginify

To turn one into (or out of) a vagina. The term can signify the transition of an individual or object into a literal vagina, or into the symbolic and colloquial "pussy" (meaning a sissy, weener or just a fukin vagina). The term originated back in the 1780's when sourcerer merlin was the first ever to vaginify an individual. Many had attempted this feat in the past, but unsuccesfully. Many thought sourcerer merlin had this uncanny ability because his parents vaginified his leg as a baby, and donkeys would come from far across the land to sniff his vaginified leg. His mission to vaginify became known, and the concept spread across all of england, eventually reaching egypt, and fucking pharaoh up the leg.

Holy shit Fred, you just vaginified that rock!

or

If you don't stand up to that bully, I'll vaginify you into mince meat soup!

Did you get vaginified? or are you just a FAG

by bentrefler June 2, 2009

vanenis

Like a Venus-Fly Trap, this genital deformity is A fully developed vagina with a penis arising from the vaginal orifice. So, when you open it up, an erect penis shoots out. Often giving you a black eye (if oral sex was the plan).

Chris: Hey man, watch out for Cami, I totally heard that she's gotta Vanenis.
Matt: Yeah, I know. HOw'd you think I got this black eye?
Chris: It's ok man, we all make mistakes.
*Matt begins to cry.

by tifroc April 24, 2008

vaginite

a vagina like rock formation

The cave was full of staglemites, and a single vaginite.

by bentrefler June 2, 2009

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.

Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

by Currahee00 May 27, 2009

severe vaginitis

A male who lacks one or more testicles and acts as such.

Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?

No what about him?

Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?

Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.

by who dat kid? September 4, 2010