Vagenitals

To have genitals and a vagina.

WTF? What's that in your pants? I think you have vagenitals.

by ieatalot289 June 20, 2010

Vagantage

The power or advantage a woman has over people simply because she has a vagina.

Hey where did Jennifer go?

See all those crates down there? We need to get those moved up here ASAP and we have none of the required documentation. So I used the Vagantage and sent her down to talk to the crane operator. She'll get it done. She has a vagina.

by chaos2112 April 27, 2013

Vagently

Vah gent lee
soft or soothing, with little force,the same as you would touch a woman`s clitoris.

That landing was a vagently done

Don't drive so fast, Vagently please!

by Chiefhedhorse May 15, 2013

Vagenda

The monthly plot by the biological female mating strategy and natural human reproductive cycle against the modern social feminine agenda and birth control. As the stakes get higher, things get more violent, leading to bloodshed. The vagenda punishes the female for not getting pregnant, pummeling her into hopeful submission. But when the blood has cleared, the modern social feminine agenda, the anti-vagenda, will strike back with an atomic salvo of birth control. Thus the war and intrigue continue.

Sally: My vagina has a vagenda! It's murdering me right now!! And the only comfortable positions to lay in are practice for future reproduction. I hate this vagenda!

by legendsword2 February 11, 2015

Vagenual

Something personal

"Girr, quit messing with my Vagenuals; thats not bucklin."

"Mom, who was that guy you went out with last night?" That information is particular Vagenual.

by Brodi Bro Bro March 5, 2015

vagentlemen

A man who seems nice until you realize he’s just doing it for the goods.

Oh god, Jerry?! Such a vagentlemen.

by thatsexymac April 23, 2018

Vagetarian

An individual who enjoys being in, near or around vaginas and in particular eating them, the word vagetarian can be used to describe your sexual preference.

Are you gay or straight? 'No, I'm a vagetarian.'

by BeAsTy0161 February 6, 2019