No Vaseline

when some one fucks up, has no luck, makes a mistake, looks like a dumbass and/or a chick gets boned and its dry down there. . . therefore you have. . . No Vaseline. . . Biatch

Shola. . . . Kunal. . . Tottenham. . . Miss Procter. . .
No Vaseline. . .

by Rico Suavez February 10, 2007

vaseline boy

member of the male persuasion that would rather pleasure himself using petroleum jelly rather than having sex with his girlfriend; see also jason montes.

Nobody likes a vaseline boy.

by puyallup October 8, 2003

queer anal butt fucking with vaseline

A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.

"The new Quake 4 is queer anal butt fucking with vaseline!"
"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."

by ORLYGAYNLLOL July 29, 2008

Vaseline on a stick

Its just a vaseline om a stick

Liam: hey, Peter you want a vaseline on a stick ?

Peter: yea!

by Ping-pong-ball March 2, 2020

vaseline call

When a sports official makes a really bad call that essentially guarantees a win for one team or player, then the tries to make up for it by making an insignificant ruling in favor of the team or player screwed over by the first call. The make-up call is the "vaseline" call because it's meant to lubricate the figurative anal rape of the first call to make it hurt a little less.

The refs in the 2/28/06 FL State - Duke basketball game had instructions to ensure a Seminole win, but at least they gave Duke a vaseline call near the end of the game.

by ghetto blaster October 13, 2006

The Vaselines

A Sweden rock-pop duo who only got there most fame when Nirvana covered 3 of there songs (Mollys Lips, SOn of a Gun, Jesus Dont Want me for a Sunbeam.) They are sadly broken up now.

"We were really high one night when we thought of the name" Eugene, male singer.

by Snipe September 25, 2004

Vaseline Sandwich

The nastiest of all sex positions. One partner lies in neutral position on their back, flexing the hips forward. The second partner will Lower themself into a seating position, in the opposite direction. It is imperative for the crouching partner to be facing the North facing wall. The crouching partner will then lift the leg of their dominant hand 45 degrees in the air. Either partner will begin to thrust simultaneously. Variations of this position include multiple partners, one partner thrusting, and the use of Vaseline as lubricant.

Hey Karen, bend over and I’ll give you a Vaseline Sandwich

by Sultry Sally September 19, 2020