USB porn

1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.

"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."

"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."

"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."

by Theprocrastinatorpanda October 9, 2016

USB Nubbin

A nubbin is a 120V outlet -> USB connector for charging phones etc.

I plugged my phone into the usb wire but it wasn't connected to the USB nubbin, so it didn't charge. I should have connected it to the nubbin and plugged the nubbin into the wall.

by definethis215 September 19, 2019

Usb Dongle

A safe way of describing your genitals or having a sexual action without actually using any immature words, or nerd talk for having sexual intercourse.

I was using my Usb Dongle last night to unload 10 gigabytes of data into her Usb port

by Icne October 5, 2011

usb hub

a invisible communicative device which allows for the direct transference of thought.

You've got the usb hub plugged in on that one.

by Tony Welch August 27, 2003

USB-C

A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.

USB-C knock knock joke:
A: Knock knock!

B: Who's there?

A: USB!

B: USB who?

A: C.

B: F*ck you.

by joseph bin laden January 20, 2017

USB cap

1) The top to a USB.

2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.

3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.

1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."

2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."

3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"

by bigsackinthemiddle April 17, 2008

usb to micro usb

when a man with a large dick ass fucks a man with a smaller dick while he fucks the first man's wife because his dick cant fit inside her

Guy 1: How does shaquille o neal fuck his wife?
Guy 2: usb to micro usb

by mathblu June 3, 2018