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Wishing upon a chocolate starfish

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish
Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.
by Big booty G November 10, 2020
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You will be inlaid upon a statue

The "ultimate" punish ment given by Baal, when really she is just locking you away where only she can reach you
Raiden shogun:*pulls of booba sword* You will be inlaid upon a statue
Your simp ass: :)
by sjiwkw November 23, 2021
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questing upon the poop deck

A way to describe the difficulties in choosing between a girl's pussy or ass like a Pirate.
"Hurry up an put it in me!"

"Shush! I'm questing upon the poop deck"
by Aoki-kun February 4, 2020
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Once Upon a Time Boo

1. Someone who at one point of your life you liked/loved and/or was very special to you (i.e. boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, someone you dated with potential) who now is nonexistent or acts brand new.
1. "Boo, now don't you go off to Vegas with your boys for a weekend and come back acting like a once upon a time boo!"
by Green Tea Mochi April 11, 2011
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shat upon from a dizzying height

1. made to suffer extreme indignity by those in power;

2. rendered dysfunctional by severe administrative incompetence
1. Our Vietnam veterans were shat upon from a dizzying height.

2. The server ran fine until it was shat upon from a dizzying height.
by Smoodge the Naked August 18, 2006
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Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.
Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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Once upon a mattress

A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"

Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "

Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
by Sexual Conotations October 3, 2017
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