unfortunated

this word was specifically crafted to piss off the masses (bb17) who believes that words are only for lexicographers to create and compile a stupid stupid book of made up fucking words.

bb17: unfortunated is not a word!

me: yes the fuck it is because i made it up

by Bb17hater February 7, 2025

The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021

An Unfortunate Homeless Man

To receive the act of entering a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man

by Khanituss February 25, 2021

poor unfortunate dome

brain/head/neck that you want and don't want at the same time. also a famous song.

hey uber driver, have you ever heard of poor unfortunate dome?

by dome man November 28, 2023

unfortunate

adjective

unfortunate is a word you would use to describe a bad situation that isn't working out.

eg
olivia: "i can't believe i was friends with alex"
emily: "i know it's so unfortunate"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022

Unfortunance

Unfortunance an unfortunate and unintended event or occurrence, usually resulting in injury or property damage.
It is unfortunate.

I'm sorry for this unfortunance, but you'll make it through this.

by azhapu December 14, 2022

unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024