Unithieves

Noun

A group formed by corrupt politicians; often preaches unity during their campaign speech but would never give a clear advocacy and platform

Nakita niyo ba yung senate slate ni Narcos Jr? Uniteam daw ang tawag, pero mas mukha silang Unithieves.

Yung Unithieves sinusuportahan ang isang tax evader, sindikato nanaman ba ang mamumuno sa bayan natin?

by Blengblong Narcos February 14, 2022

unbirthday

Statistics prove that you have one birthday, just one birthday every year. But there are three hundred and sixty-four unbirthdays. And this is a reason to gather and cheer.

by enken January 10, 2003

unbitchify

To become less of a bitch.

When I realized my father was a bitch I advised he take a class on how to unbitchify oneself.

by Matthew827 January 29, 2014

United

When you lose your temper and drag someone from their seat, smashing their face in the process.

Bitch, don't make me go United on your ass' cause you know I will.

by Daddy DayD April 27, 2017

Umbitch

A fucking bitch from Harry Potter. We hate her more than Voldemort himself. If you like her you are the dumbest human in this universe! ✨🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻✨ <——-(for Umbitch)

Umbitch is the worst.

by Random-memer September 7, 2021

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

Upper United States

A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.

My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020