umbertan

a tan that looks totally fake, and looks disgusting

ew, umbertans look HORRIBLE

by TooGucciForYou January 14, 2015

Uber and Chill

Having sex in a self driving car. Similar to Netflix and chill, but you are satisfied by the time you reach your destination.

Would you want to get an Uber and Chill?

by RichGermanChocolate November 30, 2018

Uber Micro

Uber Micro is the ability to be able to command a vast amount of units (men) in rts games (Command and Conquer and Starcraft) This skill if highly recognized amungst gamers (made popular by the hit internet series "Pure Pwnage") and should not be taken lightly.

Tim: "Yeah, I got pwnd the other day cause the guy I was playing had Uber Micro"

Dylan: "Stfu noob..."

=or=

Usually Koreans who play starcraft have insane Uber Micro

=or=

Jeremy from purepwnage has Uber Micro

by Dylan (f1r3f0x. broodwar, uswest) April 10, 2007

uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status

That guy James is an uber goober to the max.

by yaboy May 27, 2006

uber nerd

The ultimate in nerdnisity; nerdus maximus

The uber nerd defragged my hard drive, installed Linux, and ultimately changed my life for the better.

by John Zimmerman April 12, 2005

UberDanger

A faggot who streams League of Legends not as often as he says in his videos and is the biggest rage monster, hentai lover, anime watcher dumbfuck

Ay, do you know who is UberDanger?

No i don't.
A shitfuck lol player.
Oh yes, he makes some of the finest darius ints

by loljimi1 October 25, 2018

uber chav

uber chavs are the kinda chavs you see mooching around looking for people`s days to ruin

they may be seen running over pet cats,throwing milkshakes at the elderly,threatening emos with knives or putting dogs into sacks and burning them

they can`t be separated from the normal chav (homo-inferior) usually until its to late and they've already phoned up there pikey mates to help them out,knowing they need at least 18 people to tackle a single "goff"

ayisha:hey wheres my cat?

ayishas mum:erm...5 uber chavs just ran over its head with there mini-motos they stole off that little girl*points at crying little girl*

ayisha:fucking necrophiliapediobeastophiles swallow cock and die

by louispenndragon June 2, 2008