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by Meltixx October 19, 2020
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twock

To steal a car (Take Without Owners Consent)
Ee twocked this ole Fiesta an went joyrydin' round town centre.
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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Twocked

Said when a charver has stolen an object from you. Used instead of Stolen.
1) Hey i twocked 10 bar last nite.

2)Twocked to death.
by Hormoaning October 17, 2003
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twoway monorail

when two people take massive poops the size of footballs
and put them in each others dung-hole. then repeat the process until the butt hole is sore.
alban: do you want to do the twoway monorail?

nimrada:ok
by dr.shizzle December 18, 2009
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twonabomber

The chemical mixture of dirt, lint, sweat, shmegma and fecal matter that accumulates in the fatty area and folds around one's genital region, thighs and buttocks after sitting in front of a computer for a large portion of any day or night or thereof.
"Yesterday the fat little guy spent so much time making inane posts on a loser messageboard he had stained his underwear with twonabomber. I hope he finally took a shower."

"Yeah I heard he had been eating cheap mexican take out all day too...a terrible stench."
by zahzoo January 11, 2009
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twocer

n. from twoc; a person who commits acts of theft.

While it's a pretty general description, it's usually applied to pubescent kids from a lower-class background. Examples can be found loitering in groups (they're rarely seen alone) in areas where security guards won't chase them away in most British towns on weekends.

They can be easily identified by their appearance; a cap (either NY Yankees or fake Burberry) covering hair plastered down with too much gel; a face in dire need of some Clearasil; a hoodie, probably in a light colour and sporting the logo of a major sporting-goods manufacturer (so obviously not skater-wear); a pair of tracksuit (see tracksuit monkeys) bottoms tucked securely into their socks to a) show off their trainers (no matter how lame they are) and b) allow them to drop any small items they steal down their pants safe in the knowledge that they won't fall out the bottom.
Ugh; check out the twocers hanging around Woolworths waiting for the security guard to go away so they can put some pick-n-mix down their pants.
by Seej January 24, 2004
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twocker

Joyrider or car thief, as in Taking Without Owner's Consent, written as TWOC on charge sheets.
That stupid twocker's just gone off with my van!
by pink girrafe February 21, 2006
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