twatingale

a mystical fairy-like vaginal dwelling insect that glows in the dark.

Oh Charlotte! make sure you clean out your stinky vaginal creases before you go to bed so the twatingales dont bite!

by captain McDoucher November 27, 2011

Twattling

A word created to impress Kristine with how incredibly smart i am

Kristine awaiting my reply on facebook by twattling her thumbs

by Rixxiedieklxicei November 4, 2011

Twattingshite

Originates from the mysterious Suffolk based musicians known as Stitch'd Up Ninja.
Is used to show complete dismay or anger. Works well by itself or in a sentence.

"This is complete and utter twattingshite!"
"Twattingshite!"

by Raziel Stitch March 14, 2005

twarting

When one does art and posts it on twitter. The word was created by Fearne Cotton who regularily "twarts" on her radio 1 radio show

During the show, Fearne got out her canvas and oil paints and started Twarting her portrait at different stages of completion

by MDK UK April 16, 2010

Twatking

Talking but Twat-king.

when a twat talks in general. theyre just being a twat.

a twat is a F#!@ing retarded pussy person LOL

This twat is twatking his way to the bird zone.

by lizmarc May 7, 2010

Twatlington

A place where you could find yourself for behaving like a complete and utter cunt!

Get yourself a first class ticket to Twatlington you piefucker!!

by Sheep2000 August 6, 2016

twasting

A mixture of twisting and turning-
To define the breaks in your hair-
The sequence in opening a soda can

"The motion to open a pop is twasting"

by Blehg Cergh November 21, 2017