Twat

A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.

You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!

by Amelia16 August 25, 2014

Twatting

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."

by cRaZyCroCe January 15, 2023

Twat

What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).

Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.

by Billy BullSchitter March 30, 2017

twat

1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina

1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat

by Cherry Ladeh June 24, 2009

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" in relation to Twitter.
Often used by Kathy Griffin

Did you twat that info?

by KathyRules September 16, 2009

Twat

Carl Silverstone

A big fat twatish whore who attends UEA and is a try hard hipster wannabe.

He is also the worst dressed male in exsistance, stay clear because you might get herpes.

Person 1: Have you heard Carl Silverstone has an Iphone AND and blackberry?

Person 2: What a twat.

by Carl Sliverstone April 22, 2011

twat

a pussy;vagina

that bitch has one loose twat!

by hugh G. Rection September 1, 2003