Twattling

A word created to impress Kristine with how incredibly smart i am

Kristine awaiting my reply on facebook by twattling her thumbs

by Rixxiedieklxicei November 4, 2011

Twattling

Is like carroling but with twats. Can also be used to describe a group of twats or to describe a baby twat.

"Henry did you see that group of twats singing from door to door?"" Yes, Mary, they were twattling."

"Mom did you see that group of twats over there?"

"Yes Billy, they call that a twattling."

"OMG, did you see the baby twattling over there? It was so cute. It had the softest looking twat fuzz i have ever seen!"

by ME4NG1RL November 20, 2018

Twatchling

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

twalling

when you are bugging. Could be good or bad mostly would be used bad to say that you walling out.

" Aye, this lil shorty twalling for her lil spect "

by Babie Dime August 25, 2010

twattina

Superlative of "twat" - a person that exhibits extra twattitude. May also refer to an effeminate gay male who happens to be a twat.

Look at that twattina, dancing in the cage in his underwear.

by bws55 September 3, 2007

Twatching

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

by jacandy December 19, 2019

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009