twat

1) A derogitary (misspelt, I know) word against a man/ woman (primarily a man)
2) (n) ALLEDGEDLY a fish egg... o.O don't ask me

"John is being a realy fish egg today"

Mark was astounded when he found a bunch of expensive twats at the bottom of the sea.

by ShinShanShoob January 6, 2007

twat

joel walter miller (born march 20, 1992 in London, England born and raised in Borehamwood Hertsfordshire London, England)

The twat loves to play xbox

by too bad you will never know June 24, 2008

twat

person that resembles or has some characteristics of a vagina.

kooch face. pooter shooter. "wow that girls such a twat"

by asante October 22, 2007

twat

a large-mouthed person who can't keep anything to themselves.

Jim, you blubbering twat!

by scooby-dzoo January 6, 2007

twat

Twat:
A pregnant gold fish.
A virgina
A good word to shout.
To hit someone.
The terroist thing.

"My gold fish is a twat"
"Your twat is rather hairy"
"Shuttup you stupid twat"
"I'm going to twat you if you don't fuck off"

by Lozyo January 7, 2007

twat

a term used to define a person,who is of suspect charector and probably owns a landrover or vauxhall vectra.

yea you now dave hes got a landrover,man that guys such a twat.

by arthur p pimpledike January 6, 2007

twat

a japanese import known as an Itchipussi

I have twat and it itches.

by Caliber West January 6, 2007