Turducken

A euphemism for a giant shit. The kind of shit you pass while constipated. In the literal sense, a Turducken is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. In the shitting sense, its a big shit, stuffed into a bigger shit, stuffed into a giant shit. For men, this is the closest we'll ever get to experiencing child birth.

I haven't shat in three days, I can't wait to pass this turducken.

by djmx21 June 18, 2009

Turduckin

The act of poop poking out of ones butt then sucking it back into the rectum.

I almost pooped my underwear but I Turduckin it back in and made it the restroom.

by El J-Mart-O December 12, 2010

turducken

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Often eaten on Thanksgiving.

Often considered the predecessor tobapork.

Honey, I need more than just turkey for dinner tonight -- how about fixing up some turducken?!

by Eli Kushan February 18, 2004

Naughty Turducken

A Naughty Turducken is the sexual act of putting a small rodent, such as a gerbil, hamster, or mouse, into your rectum. When you want to get the rodent out, you send a small cat in there to get it. When the cat gets stuck you have to send a small dog in there to get the cat. You now have 3 different animals in your colon, hence, completing the Naughty Turducken.

The boys at Omega Alpha Zed decided to give Steve his first Naughty Turducken. They first jammed a mouse into his ass, the cat chased the mouse in, so now they have to use the neighborhood dog to get the cat and mouse out.

by BoBRiPley July 18, 2013

Turduckin

When a Turkey fucks a Chicken while having its salad tossed by a Duck. During this process, a man with a gun kills them all and proceeds to jerk his load all over their dead carcasses.

The farm was having a great time, but then the Farmer said it was time for a Turduckin, and dropped his pants with a giant hard-on leaking man juice everywhere.

by Dan Gordon December 24, 2007

turdlick

someone who would lick a turd.

So, your dog eats shit huh ?? What a turdlick !!!

by A. Cunning Linguist September 5, 2003

Turducken

The act of having sexual relations with a fleshlight that has been inserted into the anus, or other orifice) of another person. Name derived from the "famous" dish of a turkey stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken, made popular by the loud-mouthed, possibly mentally handicapped, John Madden. Could also possibly be called The Inception.

"I met this freaky chick last night and she was totally into making a turducken."

by KaryGopperl August 23, 2011