A Naughty Turducken is the sexual act of putting a small rodent, such as a gerbil, hamster, or mouse, into your rectum. When you want to get the rodent out, you send a small cat in there to get it. When the cat gets stuck you have to send a small dog in there to get the cat. You now have 3 different animals in your colon, hence, completing the Naughty Turducken.
The boys at Omega Alpha Zed decided to give Steve his first Naughty Turducken. They first jammed a mouse into his ass, the cat chased the mouse in, so now they have to use the neighborhood dog to get the cat and mouse out.
by BoBRiPley June 30, 2013
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