Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.

Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.

by twojoints September 9, 2010

turkish breathmint

The act of having putting a person's anus directly onto another's lips and then farting.

That poor bastard got a turkish breathmint! holy fartmouth!

by john crapper March 7, 2008

Turkish Shotgun

When you fart in bed, duck under the covers and inhale a lung full of your own stink gas then blow it in your partners face.

Bitch kept resisting my attemps at a dutch oven so I got her with the turkish shotgun instead.

by MasterBaiter69 July 19, 2016

turkish sundae

While you are taking a hot steamy shower you rip ass. Along with that stank ass fart you have a small explosion of shit that sprays all over the walls, wife or husband.

steamy hot turkish sundae

by Cbeck512 August 2, 2009

Turkish Saturday

A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.

I was feeling like crap the next day until my buddy mixed me up a Turkish Saturday.

by Fausto55 November 24, 2009

Turkish Brainfreeze

When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.

Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!

by Fleetafoot October 21, 2012

Turkish Face Mask

Turkish face mask is the act of placing ones' scrotum on another's face, situating a testicle in each eye socket and laying the shaft of the penis over ones' nose.

Also known as: Arabian Gas Mask

Example 1:

Zach: "Hey, why is there, what appears to be, a pubic hair in my eye lashes?"
Rebecca: "Well Zach, I warned you not to drink so much at Claire's last night. You passed out and Cam took the T-bagging to a whole new level and gave you a Turkish Face Mask... Hence the pube in your eyelash. "

Example 2:
Devon: "How did your date go last night Brandon?"
Brandon: "Well, let's just say that girl was a freak!"
Devon: "Details! I need details!"
Brandon: "The girls a superfreak, after I was dropping loads down her throat hole, she requested me to Turkish Face Mask her... I had never heard of that until last night."

by Car1osTheJacka1 February 24, 2015