Pillow Tugging

When you tug someones Shlong but its soft

I tried to jerk off but I just ended up pillow tugging

by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017

Toobin Tuggin

The process of self-fulfillment on a Zoom video conference call.

"Another all hands call today. I wonder how many will get confused and start Toobin Tuggin it?"

by All Hands October 20, 2020

Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

by MoCeramic October 12, 2023

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

tuggin the taliwacker

Jackin off, beatin your meat, clearing the pipe. Masturbation

Dude1: Wheres Steve?
Dude2: He's got a hot date tonight so he's probably in the back Tuggin the taliwacker

by steelrunner83 February 13, 2010

tugging the bacon

A form of masturbation that causes the penis and/or foreskin to become irritated or extremely schafed therefore causing it to smell like bacon. (Common cure)--put powder on the dick because more than likely if ur reading this u have big fukkin nuts. (Wise words of pimp c) ""NO COPY RIGHT INTENDED""

Mom do not fukking bother me right now because i am tugging the bacon to national geographic african pepperoni titties!!!

by Fat Philosophical Veiny Koch March 13, 2011

Tuggi

Tuggi is a magnificent pushback tug common in popular airlines. It is engaged to the 757, and loves every plane.

"What was that strong tug?"
"Tuggi"

by NothingOfImportance July 22, 2018