the pastel-coloured spawns of Satan
by the Crumpet July 8, 2004
Get the telly tubbiesmug. by TheMinor_69er May 22, 2009
Get the Tubby Custardmug. Result of old aged pensioners on acid.
Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:
Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.
In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.
Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
Four round furry creatures, that dance and babble in Telly Tubby land. They are:
Dipsy = green with a spike on head.
Laa-Laa = yellow with curly pig tail on head.
Po = Red with a small halo.
Tinky-Winky = purple with a purple coat hanger on head.
In Telly Tubby Land, the Sun is baby faced, always shining and gurgling. Whie trabbits much verdant grass and never shite. Or maybe Noo-Noo the giant vacuum cleaner eats rabbit shite.
Every half hour every day the windmill turns and flashes coloured sparks, and one of the TV stomach turns on and a little show usu. involving little children doing activity, this happens twice, then they prance about a bit, and they jump back into the dome.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the telly tubbiesmug. Referring to a fat person being homosexual.
by thatonemonkey April 6, 2020
Get the Tubby Gaymug. 
1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies
2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese
3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese
3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips
Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard
Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit
Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard
Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit
Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard
by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023
Get the Tubby Custardmug. by christie yellow February 25, 2008
Get the tubby tustardmug.