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Traded

Adjective - Used to describe exactly how drunk, high, fucked up, or whatever takes your fancy that you and/or your friends are/were.

This is not to be confused with faded, as being faded is a much lower level of fucked up than traded.

See examples below.
Kyle - "Bro, I got so traded last night! Not like James Harden traded, like KG to the Celtics traded!"

Tim - "Ahh shit man, that's crazy man. Like you ain't no free agent? You was traded? Damn."

Mec - "I'm feelin' so traaadeddd!"
by MecSoTraded November 16, 2012
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The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
by Spaz” January 27, 2021
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I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.
by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021
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trapped badger

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.
Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.
by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009
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Trumpian Tragedy

Like Greek Tragedy, a dramatic story dealing with the problems of a central character, leading to a disastrous ending brought on by his flawed character, moral weakness and psychological maladjustment.
It has been apparent to some from the very beginning, due to his multitude of fatal flaws, that this Trumpian Tragedy would result in a complete reversal of fortune for the central character, and thereby finally yield some long hoped for relief for the entire world.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Trapdance

A lap dance from what you suspect to be a pre-op transexual.

Indicators of a trapdance might include failure to remove undergarments, obviously fake breasts, excessive hair, deep voice, or manhands.
Person 1:

"Hey man I think I just got a trapdance. She was grinding on me, but I saw her biceps bulging with delight under her thick arm hair. Then she went to whisper in my ear, and our adam's apples bumped."

Person 2: "My condolences."
by David D. Davidson II March 20, 2009
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Tragedy

A diss made my Nicki Minaj targeted at Lil' Kim. She got murdered by Nicki.
Pink Friday, Eminem, 8 Mile
It must hurt to sell your album off PayPal
'Specially when you in the game 15, 20
You was hot when Shaq teamed up with Penny
Man, you was magic!
I mean, look at you now, ho, you just tragic!
You a tragedy, you a parody
Last name Ann, first name Raaaaaaggggedy
These goofy bitches is stupidity personified
Ayo, Wayne, you want it gully, or the Gaza side
by Rpgluvr13 July 25, 2017
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