toolbag

A man who has the skills and knowledge to do better in life, but doesn't apply them.

Hey toolbag! Are you still working at the plant? You lazy union grunt!

by Doug February 6, 2005

Toolbag

A Completely Useless Person.
-This goes far beyond being a so called "tool"...at a least a tool, the object itself, can be useful. Whereas a Toolbag is completely Useless apart from Holding 'tools' Itself.

-Kind of like designing a shovel that would stand up by itself,...instead of a person standing there "holding the shovel up" and watching the other person working.

-A Meat-Head

Are you going to do something besides stand there like a toolbag today?

Hey, Toolbag!?...

What a complete Toolbag.

That guy couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag he's such a toolbag.

by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

Toolbag

Someone who is both a duche and a tool

Fred:"Man Eric is a toolbag"

Eric:"Dude I am Eric! you are the toolbag"

Fred: "Sorry Dude I forgot you were you for a second"

by notstevejohnson October 6, 2011

toolbagass

A person who shoves things up their rectum in order to cover up their aspergers and appear more like a tool at the same time.

Matt is a toolbagass.

by jrbennyboy October 13, 2011

toolbag

Used at VMI to describe one who shirks his friends for his duty, and goes way too far with it.

See also,tool

That guy is a huge toolbag.

by Cadet Historian September 27, 2005

TOOLBAG

BRENT WOODARD

brent is such a toolbag

by kenny smyth March 22, 2009

toolbag

a person that is so udderly stupid that is can push ne one to the point of annoied or pissed off!! As dumb as a bag of hammers all those heads and no brain in any of them!!!!!

You stupis druggie damn bryan your a toolbag!

by p-landplaya October 12, 2004