tooling

The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night?
Derek: Yeah, I've got a midterm Monday.
Bob: That's what Sunday night is for, you fucking tool.

by WillHandsome March 4, 2007

middle toking

When 3 people stand or sit side by side in a straight line smoking pot, the center person is "middle toking" when they take a hit off the pipe or joint or bong every time it is passed back and forth in both directions.

Man, you're wasted!

I was middle toking with Alex and Levi, so I got twice as toasted as they did!

by Sonnie Skiba March 26, 2009

cpr toking

The process of toking (marijuana) by blowing the smoke directly into another person's mouth.
Resembles performing CPR.

"Last night my friends and I smoked a fat blunt, and then this hot chick and I started CPR toking."

by 'Miri January 15, 2006

Toking Up

The act of smoking a joint or smoking a form of marijuana to get high.

Dude... I was at this totally rad party last night and started toking up.

by Parzavel October 1, 2016

tocking

The verb to fart in ones cupped hand and place it over the nose of an unfortunate victim.

I'd eaten too many beans and Michael was annoying me so I decided to tock him. Michael wretched.

by Jimmy Tocker October 11, 2004

tooping

To "poop" and "text" at the same time.

"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*

"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."

by McOwners December 31, 2009

Toking Up

Smoking cannabis. This term usually applies to taking a large hit of the herb, usually resulting in getting really, really blasted.

Bro, I went into a weed coma last night after toking up on that dank-ass White Widow.

by SchlongGobbler69 October 2, 2016