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toll booth chicken

Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).

If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.

NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.

See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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tollie

South African slang word for penis.
Baby you look so lekker, my tollie is getting stiff!

Yes, it's true...Bernard has a small tollie.
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toll house pie

2 eggs
1/2 c. all-purpose flour
1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. finely packed brown sugar
1 c. butter, melted and cooled
1 (6 oz.) pkg. (1 c.) Nestle's Toll House semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 c. chopped pecans or walnuts
1 (9-inch) unbaked pie shell

If using frozen pie shell, use only deep dish style and thaw completely. Place on cookie sheet; bake 10 minutes longer.
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. In large bowl, beat eggs until foamy. Add flour and both sugars. Beat until well blended, and blend in melted butter. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts. Pour into pie shell. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour. Serve warm with whipped cream or ice cream.

Makes 1 pie.

A preference of mine is to not put any nuts in and add an extra half cup of sugar and sometimes an extra cup of chocolate chips.
Toll House Pie is good yummy stuff.
by i hate trains October 9, 2006
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Tillow

A blanket folded in a way to be used as a Pillow.
by Olga Pervloski October 16, 2008
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tip and toll

After one pays taxes and miscellaneous fee's for a product or service in the state of Massachusetts.
I paid 65 American for GTA V after tip and toll.
by 2 Jews from MA September 27, 2013
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troll's toll

The gang: Why are you so happy
Charlie: You have to pay the troll's toll to get in the boy's hole!
by guyonabuffalo15 November 16, 2016
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tolloed

An awful saying used whenever you’re at a party, and you see an old school picture of Mathilde from the years when she went to middle school. Immediately thereafter, you are forced to down a drink.
1. “Damn, I got tolloed so hard yesterday..”
2. “Ohhhhh, you just got tolloed!!”
by oh long Johnson January 1, 2021
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