tobias

the biggest simp you will ever meet. he will hang out with girls instead of his friends and get very defensive over any thing said about it.

"is that tobias hanging out with a girl"
"omg yeah i bet he is avoiding his friends to hang out with her"

by shoecase April 4, 2020

Tobias

The sweetest ginger on the entire planet. Possibly even in the entire universe. His adorable nature will make you love him instantly. His goofyness can always cheer you right up! His interest includes solving rubik's cube (which he's freaking amazing at), being gay, playing curling, and being the greatest friend ever.

"That guy is so sweet and adorable!"
"Yeah, he's really Tobias"

by Universal pictures January 13, 2013

tobis

A mans third leg....his pleasure cannon.

"See her, she luuuuurves the tobis!"

by Mudom Rafez May 8, 2006

Tobias

1) a maneuver in which one departs uncommonly early, usually to pursue other, less exciting endeavors
2) the leaving of a bar abnormally early

Joe pulled a regular Tobias last night and left before Hour was even over to go home and sleep.

by wisco1 September 20, 2011

tobiased

Being exposed to the unfortunate combination of both a cock tease and a cock block.

I took her out and bought her drinks -- we spent the entire evening together -- but in the end I simply got tobiased.

by Jackie Hector July 29, 2011

Tobis

It is a code word that could mean everything on this world

"hey, how are you?" "tobis!"

by Kimberly Hil November 25, 2019

Tobias

A guy who takes a lot of ganja

Bro you are such a Tobias

by Female jacculant sex bot December 7, 2019