The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.
"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."
by Monstermac77 June 5, 2011
Get the toadedmug. Ugly girl that has a large neck and overall sqautty body. Demands a male "toad keeper" at all times (night and day) to feed flies, maintain lillypads, and possibly mate. Likes anime and lives a life of a loser.
"Want to hang out tonight?"
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."
"Sure, let's call Dan and see if he wants to come."
"It is no use, he has to watch over toad tonight."
"Toad time..."
by toadhunter May 29, 2008
Get the Toadmug. by SmellyToad February 1, 2012
Get the Toadmug. 
A really fat and pissed off looking man or woman, usually located in the North of England or around Bournemouth UK.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.
by KipStain November 30, 2010
Get the Toadmug.