telemarketer

A person who sits on the phones and badgers the hell out of people to either donate to the police or sign up for a credit card. Yet, the telemarketer gets a huge kick out of people who cuss and scream at them and ask to be taken off the list.

Anybody who works for Millenium Teleservices/CDG Management, LLC RULE!

by Glenn Pasch September 19, 2003

telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Telemarketing

Something where people who dropped out of high school can go and make money by making unwanted calls to people over the phone.

Telemarketing is the stupidest thing ever invented in the history of telephones.

by Scottish_Emperor843 December 23, 2018

Telemurderer

When someone is trying to talk someone out of suicide on a call and they run out of minutes.

"Hey, did you hear Clarence became a telemurderer this morning?"

by G00MH May 7, 2020

Telemedicine

The use of telecommunication and digital technologies to provide healthcare remotely, often through video or phone consultations.

I had a telemedicine appointment with my doctor, it was convenient and saved me a trip to the clinic.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

Telementacious

A word used to describe something or someone of old/nostalgic descent. Better used in devious tones.

“That Mario 64 game is telementacious!”
“In 2034 the word rizz will be telementacious…”

by Heisenbone October 7, 2023

I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011