lol timeout

The time after a joke is told after which people will think you slow if you laugh.

Alice says something funny.
Much time passes.
Bob: haha
Charlie: lol timeout

by qwandor May 26, 2008

timeophile

Someone who is obsessed with time, the concept of time, the telling of time, the telling of time to others.

(Note, often accompanied by an obsession with phone manners.)
(Note2, sometimes called punctual, but not be me!)

Hunter is a timeophile.

by Janedoesnot October 6, 2016

Timon

Timon is the best looking man on earth he is drowning in girls.

Oh did you se timon I'am in love he is so hot.

by Erik hagman December 12, 2016

Timezone

Similar to the friendzone but is caused by an extreme time difference. There is still hope left if you are in the timezone!
Usually occurs when a girl you're simping on lives so far away that she's never online when you are.

Person 1: "When I'm online, she isn't and when she is, I'm not!"
Person 2: "Haha you simp, you got timezoned!"

by Hispanic Master June 11, 2020

pieously piteous timeous

Taking pity on temporary religious inclination that is of passing nature

pieously piteous timeous
Pieously piteous timeous is oblique reference.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

timentwa

Coolest last name you'll come by, and when you come across a Timentwa let it be known you are in the presence of a powerful individual yo

Mmmmmmm...Timentwa bro

by Brit_9623 January 19, 2014

timron

The postulated fundamental particle of perspectual reality. Whilst the sense of personal realness is essential a subjective phenomena, it is noted that the effect of mind altering susbstances, music (esp. deep rhythm), environment and the closeness and mood of other sentient individuals the sense of 'realness' can be measured on a scale of timron density. Such that once a certain threshold is reach they become perceivable usually felt, but also possibly seen. This effect is such that sober individuals entering a region of high timron density will experience temporal intoxication.

The vibe of a good party can instantly change the mood of sober visitors - the quality of the music, lighting and relative intoxication of established guests creates a vortex of postulated fundamental particles - named the Timron - which is a way of quantifying the vibe. At increasing timron densities mood, then perceptual effects occurs - such effects must be transmitted by a quantum wave/particle - herein defined as the Timron.

by Zarendarger June 29, 2011