ticket ripper

Someone who's a little off but you cant really put your finger on it. Like the people who rip tickets at movie theaters.

The act of getting stupid drunk and doing dumb things.

Chadd told me to make sure I spell his name with 2 ds. What a ticket ripper.

Oh god I was so drunk last night and such an idiot, I'm such a ticket ripper.

by Lcougs June 18, 2011

Ticket To Ride

A promise for future sex, to be cashed in by the recipient at their convenience.

Jill gave Jack a ticket to ride in return for paying her rent.

by NotFromWroxall April 6, 2015

Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008

Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper

Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma

by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

Ticket Wanker

A person that buys concert tickets and sells them on eBay for more than face value in order to make profit off other peoples misfortunes!

George: "This guy is selling Kings of Leon tickets for £200 each!!

Flash: "God damn it, what a ticket wanker"

by FL455H November 7, 2010

Ticket Nazi

Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.

Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".

Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"

by Reichsführer Jacemon September 17, 2008