Thundergunt

The act of maliciously banging a woman who has a pronounced FUPA or gunt so intensely that it produces extremely loud flesh-slapping sounds.

After a I rolled a 210 at bowling on Friday night, I thundergunted the grenade for my buddy.

by D-Fresh04 April 27, 2010

thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker

Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

Dude, what is thing? "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?"
Oh, Thunderfury is a vicious sword, crafted from elementium and containing a crackling electrical core that might be all that remains of Prince Thunderaan. The hilt is unusually long, wrapped in black dragon hide, and studded with small spikes of black dragon bone.

by Thunderfury, Blessed Blade... October 14, 2016

Alaska Thunderfuck

Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.

And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again

-Wow!! Alaska Thunderfuck is so gorgeous, sexy, sensual and breath taking!
- I know right??

by putamocreia_vagabunda November 24, 2021

jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 8, 2014

Thundercunt

A cunt of the highest order, who finds new and exciting ways of pissing off her significant other. Thundercunts tend to be over 300 lbs, and hate working just as much as they love chicken nuggets from Wendy's.

Jennifer, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a thundercunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

by milkdud August 23, 2006

thundercum

to blow a huge load of semen in large bursts

After she sucked my dick i thundercummed all over her

by jizzking21 July 7, 2013

thundercunting

When you use the power of Thor's hammer to punch open the vagina of an unsuspecting woman.

Terry - I haven't seen Andy in a while

Falular - Yeah I was thundercunting him all of last night.

Terry - lol

by broocemoose January 14, 2014