Trolliage

(From "foliage" meaning collection of plants or leaves)

Any form of content (an image, video, text, etc.) used by Trolls, intended to mislead and/or aggravate the receiving audience.

That URL is total trolliage. It sent me to a RickRoll.

by Yargengee August 28, 2010

Throbbing Stunner

The act of clobbering another person in the head with one's erect penis. This attack is used to demean someone who the attacker considers subservient.

Your girlfriend is acting complacent and thinks she has power over the relationship. Shes laying down in bed and *BAM!* THROBBING STUNNER! The message is clear as day.

by Tommy Mah Boi March 14, 2011

Throwing Clam

The female equivalent of "laying pipe".

"me and my girls throwin clam" is to "me and my crew layin pipe" as bread is to loaf.

Me and Shelley gonna go down to da clubs and throw some clam."

Shelley is throwing clam.

by Mark Wahlberg is Wearing a Hat November 30, 2011

throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.

Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

by Metal Soldier January 1, 2012

throwing squid

Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.

"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."

by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014

productivity throttling controls

Security devices and configurations which inhibit or minimize employee productivity. Employee productivity may be impacted by limiting access to information, communication and computing functionality, as well as by limiting computing performance. Controls may block websites, may block communication channels such as IRC, may slow computing devices by using full-disk encryption, antivirus, and spyware, may break applications by performing man-in-the-middle attacks and by misconfiguring applications. For some employees, substantial effort may be expended to find workarounds to bypass controls.

Brenda: Why won’t IE open this site?
Tim: The productivity throttling controls are misconfigured to arbitrarily disable TLS connections in IE. Go into Tools and enable TLS connections.

The productivity throttling controls won’t allow Firefox to get a critical update that addresses a vulnerability. Now I need to download the update and manually install. What a waste of time.

My workstation is churning away because of having to scan the large email attachment that I received. Because of the productivity throttling controls, I am unable to even switch tabs in my web browser.

Bill: Websense is prohibiting me from downloading a library I need to complete this work.
Me: We’ll let customer wait another day for the deliverable while I bypass the productivity throttling controls by downloading the library at home tonight and supplying to you on a USB tomorrow.

by sutch December 9, 2010

Throwing the cat around

Off hand reference to a girl slutting around, esp on the rebound.

After her divorce, mary threw the cat around like a college girl on spring break

by mac September 13, 2004