Thotmodynamics

The study of ratchets and their interactions in their natural environs.

First law of Thotmodynamics: for every ratchet theirs an equal and opposite ratchet.

Second law: in any closed system the amount of ratchet is equal to the amount of Thot minus time spent twerking.

Bill utilized his extensive research in the field of thotmodynamics in his quest to catch crabs.

by DJ D.A.R.E March 4, 2015

Thotmop

A thirsty hoe who mops up all of the guys. A girl with hundreds of first time customers. aka boner garage, clean up kill, thirst bucket

That girl thotmopped the whole squad. She already fucked Brenton and jake. By the time she banged Ryan she thotmopped the whole crew.

by hubbaface2 May 4, 2016

thotnoculars

a long range device used to see a hoe from a distance.

damn, let me bust out my thotnoculars so i can see that hoe

by the.shit.talker September 21, 2016

Thotologue

An obnoxiously long Snapchat story by a Basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. Thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of "like" and either the dog or flower crown filter.

Me: Hey have you seen Rachael's snap story today?
Jeff: No why, is it hot?
Me: Naw, you'd be wasting your time, it's just a Thotologue on the new Kylie Jenner lip color....

by Mandingo Shakespeare February 6, 2017

Thotolopolopolus

A person who flirts with a multitude of people at the same time. They tend to have spouses lined up, so if one doesn't work out they immediately have another one waiting.

Kim: Did you see how many people she was flirting with?
Josh: Wayyyy too many.
Kim: I swear she's a thotolopolopolus.
Josh: hope she doesn't get pregnant.

by Hopl23 January 1, 2018

thotshopping

when your man and you on a break, or a man is on the sex prowl for something temporary..thotshopping

He wasnt looking to wife her he was looking to wine , dine and bang her, he was thotshopping.

by nikkigloom August 13, 2018

Thotmobile

Thotmobile. Chicagoland term for females who drive mid 2000 year make/models Pontiac Grand Prix or Chevrolet Impala that chase around the Legendary Box Chevys or G-Bodiez AKA Cutlass, Malibus, Monte Carlo etc.

Man we was swerving on 26's in da 86 Box Landau, and the Thotmobiles came out in hoe force. Buddy they was wild n out with them cheap goofy ass 22 inch Jallanos.

by Kaper Pai 815 January 27, 2019