Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
by sans is MINE October 7, 2017
An internet user who upon noticing that some internet content such as a blog, social networking update etc. has yet to be commented on, types the comment 'First'.
This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.
An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.
First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.
An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.
First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
by Museite August 3, 2010
When your winning by so much that no one is even coming close to beating you. Opposite of dead last.
I totally schooled these neighbourhood kids at hopscotch, seriously I was in Dead first the whole time I was playing.
by Halfy McFull July 26, 2008
The one that you first truely have feelings for. One person that you will never forget, their love will leave an imprint on your heart which will be there forever. At the moment you dont care that you will eventually lose them after a break up because that emotion is amazing. Falling in love was the best thing that has ever happened to me, but now that its gone I feel hopeless. Your first love will be one who will be the hardest to get over, the one that can still make you smile even when your having the worst day ever, and the one who after breaking you, you'll still love them. Your first love never leaves.
by heeeeeart you February 16, 2009
by Director of Athletes March 9, 2022
The term "the first and the third" refers to the two days of the month on which individuals receiving government financial assistance get their funds. On these days, some low-income and government housing projects prohibit their residents from receiving visitors so that the funds are not mismanaged. Generally, the term refers to the distribution of federal aid money (and not the other negative connotation).
Examples in pop-culture:
"And make 'em feel good like the first and the third." (Jeezy, from the song "My Hood," off the album "Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101")
"Getting like like the first and the third." (Curren$y, from the song, "Coolie in the Cut," off the album "New Jet City")
Example of daily usage:
me: "Hi Caleb, I'm in the Tenderloin. Can I come visit?"
boyfriend: "No, it's the third. My building won't allow visitors today. People's checks just came in."
"And make 'em feel good like the first and the third." (Jeezy, from the song "My Hood," off the album "Let's Get It: Thug Motivation 101")
"Getting like like the first and the third." (Curren$y, from the song, "Coolie in the Cut," off the album "New Jet City")
Example of daily usage:
me: "Hi Caleb, I'm in the Tenderloin. Can I come visit?"
boyfriend: "No, it's the third. My building won't allow visitors today. People's checks just came in."
by donnauwanna February 4, 2016
When a person (usually girls) stay with the first person they ever fell in love with, despite the other person treating them like crap. The more first times they had with the person, the worse the condition is likely to be. eg. If he was her first kiss, first time & first boyfriend etc...
Mika: Why is Sarah still with Jake? He cheats on her all the time, and she knows it.
Shirl: Yeah....she's got first syndrome pretty bad
Shirl: Yeah....she's got first syndrome pretty bad
by meeeeeegggggg April 28, 2007