waggin' the bottle

when one sticks his soft penis into a bottle, vacuum, or any type of object where a penis should never go and jerks off with a softy.

dude why didn't johnny come to the party?

he was at home waggin' the bottle. what a toolbag.

by ballzachteabagger June 25, 2009

Blessing the bottle

Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.

We must all make it home bless the bottle.

The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.

Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .

by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022

Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.

Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.

by Seanlas Barbowany November 19, 2010

Spin the bottle stag style

A game similar to "spin the bottle" by with an important variation, that is played by a group of men only.

It is also called " stag bottle".
Is played by all the guys being in a circle and a bottle is placed in the center and spun by one of the guys and the guy that the bottle points to when it stops spinning must go into a closet with the other guy the spun it where they beat the shit out of each other for ten minutes.

You want to play spin the bottle stag style?

by judge dredd7 September 24, 2012

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

Smack the bottle

To casually take a sip or swig of a any liquor bottle.

Brian told Zach to smack the bottle to stay warm.

by Lainhairrr May 7, 2018

Loosened the bottle cap

An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done

Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first

by BottleMaster June 5, 2018