bottle

1. The act of muffeling a woman while she reaches orgasm for any reason, and trying not to get caught by her/your parents.

" I stuck my tongue down her throat to bottle that slut"

by Scherme June 3, 2003

bottle

The act of using the common household object best suited to insert into a female's vagina

We can do whatever we want if we win? Dude Mikey, we're totally gonna bottle Natalie on Friday.

by Jimmee Dean May 2, 2005

bottle

a poor substitute for a dildo or a horny boyfriend with a raging hard-on.

When they said "Have a Coke and a Smile", they didn't mean having your X-ray technician finding your empty bottle in a
unusual place and try very hard not to break out laughing.

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

bottle

An abnormally large Penis. One that will satisfy and woman. Commenly used to confuse small children to make them think they are understanding

There is no way you dick is as large as my bottle.

by "E" to the "ric"/hollywood December 5, 2006

Bottle of smiles

A bottle of alcoholic beverage.

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2017

bottle of goof

A bottle of alcohol which is usually very cheap (Imperial Fortified Wine 750mL 20% alc $9.45) and is usually consumed by street people; who had gone and collected enough empty cans and bottles all day just to afford.

Hey Mikey what're you up to tonight?

I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .

take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.

by Cory Gadaboo August 9, 2018

poverty bottle

Poverty Bottle is a handle of alcohol in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle.

Boog instantly regretted showing up to the club with a poverty bottle of Captain.

by Delts April 29, 2023