by Misha Toon December 05, 2007
by mara. October 29, 2020
"Excuse me, I have to use the kardashian."
"Please do not flush sanitary napkins down the kardashian."
"Please do not flush sanitary napkins down the kardashian."
by Unka Truk February 16, 2016
A dysfunctional and unskilled family of theatrics that relies on dressing up as skank ho’s to achieve financial success by preying on the lower middle class audience.
by ToliyWheeler February 25, 2019
A unit of measurement used to refer to great quantities of matter. From smallest to largest: butt load, shit ton, Kardashian.
The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.
The unit “Kardashian” refers to Kim Kardashian’s ass that truly needs its own unit of measure to be quantized. A “Kardashian” can be used to describe anything overly large in mass or quantity.
“Did you see Mark passed out last night?”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”
“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”
“Yeah, he drank a Kardashian of alcohol.”
“How much homework do you have tonight?”
“Ugh, I have a Kardashian.”
by moj-poj June 01, 2019
Guy: Her kardashian was staring at me from miles
Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning
Girl: I've put on weight. My kardashian was hardly fitting into my jeans this morning
by Hotlips69 June 07, 2011
This is what happens when the ugly girls have to stand in line, until the prettier girls get in. Or when black women patron a black club(in LA) and are told to wait, but then some mud duck get's to walk up and be let right in.
Promoter-"Ladies, you have to wait here, we're only letting in 2 at a time."
Woman- "But we're on the guest list."
Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."
Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"
Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...
Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"
Woman- "But we're on the guest list."
Promoter-"Don't worry, I gotchu."
Mud Ducks to Promoter-"hey babe, we aren't on the list, but Leroy said to come tonight, do we still have to wait in line?"
Promoter-says nothing and lifts the damn rope and dares the other women AND men to say something...
Woman-" Aw hell, we've been Kardashianed again!"
by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010