Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

by Stan Grytviken April 01, 2003

choker necklace

A tight fitted necklace around a person's neck. Women wore plain red ribbon chokers to indicate that they were prostitutes. Plain black choker necklaces sometimes signified secret lesbianism. These necklaces transformed into a regular necklace worn for fashion purposes. Choker necklaces were very popular in the 90s as celebrities started to wear them more and more. It is still a trend to this day.

You: I am in love with the choker necklace Kylie Jenner is wearing in her instagram picture
Friend: omg me too it looks so good on her

by Justin Bieber's Girlfriend June 05, 2014

Wife choker

A horrid acrid-smelling swamp fart that a husband lets out in bed.

Man, I let out the raunchiest fart last night. It was a real wife choker.

by Jarigo August 05, 2009

colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.

This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.

by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006

Donkey choker

The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.

If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.

by Disto January 08, 2011

cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.

Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit

by El Macanudo September 11, 2019

russian choker

When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing

(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse

Bro I had to get out of sex somehow I had to hit her with a russian choker

by Friiedpickle78 November 05, 2021