Thailand

A country in Asia, a very cool country. A lot of nice people. Though, there are cons.

Hey, do you think I should go to Phuket, Thailand?

Sounds nice, so maybe.

by Emmystealingyourpotatoes August 21, 2022

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Thailanese

When a mouth-breather cannot comprehend that a person from Thailand is not Taiwanese.

Where are you from?
Thailand.
So you are Taiwanese?
No, I am from Thailand.
Phillipines?
No - Thai
Ok, so you are Thailanese?

by Doomajarn235 June 20, 2024

Tealander

A derogatory slur to describe a person who comes from/lives in Britain.

The words origins comes from a discord group chat of teenagers, later to be reclaimed by the British.

1"Hey uh you never told me where you were from?"
2"Oh I live in England! "
1"You're from England?? I knew you were a tealander. "

by Bluesourcandy January 11, 2025

Thailand sword fight

when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )

i went on a vacation and did a Thailand sword fight

by huckle berry February 27, 2025

Thailand sword fight

when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )

i went on a vacation and did a Thailand sword fight

by huckle berry February 27, 2025

Thailand Gogurt

The act of putting the closed end of a used condom in the males mouth and pushing the ejaculate out the open end of the used condom into a woman’s mouth during sex

Yo what’s poppin, gave my girl the ole Thailand Gogurt last night, she loved slurpin that seed!!

by The one and only Big Willy February 28, 2026