Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.
Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."
Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."
Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"
"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."
"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."
"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
by titty-blinder July 9, 2009
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What are you guys doing tonight?
Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.
Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.
Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.
Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.
by Donnie Borschel November 27, 2010
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