textless

unable to distill one's thoughts to fit size limitations imposed by texting format; pejorative, used in the same manner as clueless

when it came to twitters and tweets, the verbose politico was utterly textless

she wanted to tweet me, but she turned out to be textless and confused

by nerdywithwords June 2, 2011

Textileness

1. Used to describe the nature of a text message so smooth and suave, that it almost resembles a soft piece of clothing

2. Used to describe a phone with buttons or a touch screen so soft, that one can comment on its proximity to articles made with 100% cotton

Oh damn girl, you've got soft skin. Oh shit, I guess it's just your phone's textileness.

by Grimace232 November 16, 2011

texticles

A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.

He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.

by WolfBone December 31, 2011

Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.

by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012

Texticles

Having texticles is when you man up over text and do/say something you wouldn't normally because you were too shy

"I sent that bitch a pic of my nuts"
"damn son, you got some texticles last night, didn't you?"

by Paul McDonald July 26, 2014

textigestion

when you don’t know if the phone in your pocket is vibrating, or if it’s just your stomach rumbling

Oh boy, this case of textigestion has me reaching for my phone and the pepto bottle at the same time!

by spatialexplorer July 28, 2016

textilect

A combination of TEXT & DIALECT/IDIOLECT -describes that thing we can pick up on when reading text messages that help us identify who we are talking to.

I could tell it wasn’t actually her texting me because they clearly had a different textilect than hers

by DaBklynDodger February 4, 2024