Textually Active

Arranging to have sex using text messages. It usually happens during an unstable marriage, or when one person usually forgets to bring condoms and the other person has to remind them.

Wife: Would you like to go see a play tonight?

Husband: No thanks, bitch. I plan on being textually active tonight.

by thebitchslap April 13, 2009

textually active

Someone who text messages their girlfriend/boyfriend constantly (often with obscene messages).

I do not want to be around her while she's being textually active with her boyfriend. It's gross!

by girl with words July 7, 2008

Textually active

Talking to someone of the opposite gender through texting.

Person 1: Did you hear? Jim and Laura are now textually active!
Person 2: OMGZ no way!!!11

by Bmxtrev May 7, 2010

shad your teeballs

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

by charker September 8, 2005

Textually Bombarded

When you receive too many SMS text messages all at once from different contacts on your cell/mobile phone, which doesn't happen too often. It could be both good or bad

All of a sudden I was textually bombarded when the manager announced his resignation.

I was textually bombarded on midnight leading to my birthday, 20 birthday greetings in 3 minutes. It felt great being loved by many people

by Dee-Odus January 4, 2009

textwall

a site where you type anything you want

textwall is messed up they use a bunch of fg

by susybakalol183 June 7, 2023

textually active

when a cell phone has words like 'fuck', 'cunt', and 'penis' already programmed in the dictionary/ t9

"I wonder why my phone doesn't automatically spell the word 'penis'."
"Well, it's probably not <i>textually active.</i>"

by aracelym January 16, 2009